Dave Leys

Dave Leys talents include being able to read and walk at the same time, only occasionally bumping into parked cars. While he can swim underwater sleekly like a dolphin his overwater swimming resembles a whale. He once baked a cake but please don’t ask him to do it again. His day job is as an English teacher—which isn’t anywhere near as glamorous as the above, although he does get to hang around kids all day!